Your shirt and pants are unnecessary take them off
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults
what’s twenty-eight years, when you have eternal love
get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite pairings → Nick & Jess
"Are you gonna murder me ‘cause you’re a stranger I met on the internet?"
"Yes I am."
lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america